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Drinking Lesson
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe the worms closely," said the professor putting a worm first into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.

"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded:

"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

What Drinking Problem?

In Ogden, Utah, a single guy lived in a townhouse for 8 years. The owner thought that he was a great renter because he never called or complained, and was never late with his rent payment.

What you don't know... These pictures don't even come close to showing what the house really looked like. Before these pictures were taken, the real estate company had already moved some of the beer cans out, which had inadvertently caused tunnels that were made through the beer cans--so that he could get to the bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen--to cave in.

And the strangest thing of all is that this renter was basically a very clean, well-organized person. Other than having a "minor" drinking problem, the house was not dirty. There wasn't much dust or dirt, nor any scattered clothes, or dirty dishes to speak of.

Moreover, he was obviously health conscious. This statement is easily proved by the mere fact that he drank only "Coors Light" beer.
See for yourself:
Ed. Note: This has not been snopes-ed yet.